"As the dealer of darkness, I scoured the bean mounds in search of a brew of flavors that would instill that instant wakefulness only peering into the face of death could instill. Here, we have a dark and delicious roast that is complex with a hint of edge. Enjoyable for the adrenaline junkies and Starbuckaroos alike."
- Darkness Prevails
Start your day with a coffee so good, it'sscary.
Mourning Brew is what happens when "normal" coffee just doesn't cut it anymore. This medium-dark roast summons notes of dark chocolate and caramel with a hauntingly smooth finish – perfect for those who take their caffeine with a side of supernatural dread.
Brewed by creatures who've perfected the art of the graveyard shift (literally), each bag delivers the bold, full-bodied flavor you need to survive another day in the mortal realm. Whether you're battling deadlines, the undead, or just the general horrors of existence, Mourning Brew has your back.
Roasted in Boulder Colorado by our passionate coffee friends at The Coffee Ride, who take great care and pride in the craft of roasting some of the worlds best specialty grade coffee. Rest assured there are no cobwebs on this coffee, each order is freshly roasted just for you, and shipped directly from their roastery to ensure you receive only the highest quality product possible.
Fair warning:May cause sudden urges to tell unsettling workplace stories. Side effects include increased productivity, heightened awareness of office hauntings, and the ability to function like an actual human before 9 AM.
